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[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone”.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Listen Betty, don’t start with your white zone/red zone shit again.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

Why not? Might be the time of the month eh?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"Never leave baggage unattended at anytime. If you see unattended baggage please repor-- MISTER ROBERT ANTWAN ZIMMEKIZ, YOU HAVE 1 CALL WAITING FOR YOU ON THE WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE..."

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