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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Can you believe it folks, I'm outside in my jorts, old man shorts, sunning myself, with no sunscreen mind you, that stuff causes cancer, and Iran, of all people, tries to drone strike me in my naval. Very rude, I'll have you know, I have actually the strongest naval of any president, that, quite frankly, anyone has ever seen. trump-anguish

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Trump will be in the air within 10 minutes of the US confirming ballistic missiles heading towards US mainland. That shit needs to be shot from a submarine literally on the coast or else it's not gonna be fast enough.

I genuinely think a person with a grenade would be more effective. Or a wire guided drone.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

illegal-to-say we saw how close the Crimer dipshit got and he was just some clueless teen with a rifle anyone in america could get their hands on.

The yamagami approach of just walking up worked vs Abe (and almost worked vs Regan) but I dunno if someone could get that close to the president nowadays.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

If average people had access to fly by wire bomb drones that can't be jammed out of the sky he'd be dead already. It's an incredibly easy option that is basically only in the hands of military right now.

Honestly I think the fly by wire isn't even necessary and the only component preventing it is accessibility of a trigger mechanism for an explosive. Most people that would be willing to carry this out simply do not have the knowledge or focus to learn how to make that part for themselves.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

There is one with the power of impenetrable disguise deep-infiltration

CW: jumpscarebrace-cowboy

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

It's a good thing we have a stable genius for president and not a greedy pig that you can literally just pay for access. Otherwise you might have the fucking my pillow guy being regularly spotted in the rose garden

A cool tom Clancy plot would be like a foreign actor gifting the president a jumbo jet and wrapping the wiring harness in c4 or something lol can you imagine shit would never happen in real life but Hollywood is crazy the shit they come up with

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