read in Patrick Bateman voice (hexbear.net)

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I blearily open my eyes at 4:55am, after snoozing 25 minutes of alarms. I still ache from yesterday’s labour, so I crack as many bones in my body as I can before dragging myself out of bed. I have just enough time to boil the kettle and prepare a tea. My thermos will keep it too hot to drink until I arrive at work, defeating the purpose of preparing it. I sometimes forget to brush my teeth or take my antidepressant medication, despite leaving both medication and teeth cleaning implements in highly visible locations. I keep a strongly minted gum in my work locker for this reason. As I make it to the bus stop, I stand in the cold for several minutes and wonder why I ever quit smoking cigarettes.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

GOOD post

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Can we make depressed proletarian bateman monologues a thing?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is a thing. The prince of all saiyans declares it so vegeta-stare

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