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submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

You know the

bwaaaaaa

Noise that they use in movie trailers and stuff

It's actually a recording of me farting. I'm a famous fouley artist. I will be signing profiles for the next three minutes

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

hey my mom is sick in the hospital but inception is one of her favorite films and your fart was sampled many times in it

could you fart in a ziplock baggie and ship it to me? i just want her to have one more meaningful gift before she goes

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I'll double fart and double bag. International postage expect it in about two weeks if it clears customs. Always good to help out a fan

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