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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

You know the

bwaaaaaa

Noise that they use in movie trailers and stuff

It's actually a recording of me farting. I'm a famous fouley artist. I will be signing profiles for the next three minutes

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

hey my mom is sick in the hospital but inception is one of her favorite films and your fart was sampled many times in it

could you fart in a ziplock baggie and ship it to me? i just want her to have one more meaningful gift before she goes

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I'll double fart and double bag. International postage expect it in about two weeks if it clears customs. Always good to help out a fan

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

How many beans do you have to eat to achieve that sound

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It really depends on the directions from the audio team, because often we'll do a few takes and you need stamina for up to two hours in the booth for ADR. You can't just go hard and fast expecting to get it right the first time. You'll hurt your ring if you push too hard (good life motto). I'd probably do four tins of cannelini MINIMUM for an action flick, explosions bwaaa and thunder and the like. But for something with a bit more subtlety nuance and je ne ses quois I'll have a smattering of adzuki beans sweet but with some timbre for soft sighs in a romance film, rustling of the wind through bean stalks. People know me for the bwaaa but I've got dynamic range for all types of films and moods

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Very helpful information thank you

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks for your support, fan support form people like you make it all worthwhile

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Oh shit oh fuck pls sign my Inception poster

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

bwaaaaaaaa

Signed *kurproropi

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

That's okay I'll send you some merch in the mail

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

IN A WORLD...

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025
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