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[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 93 points 10 months ago

The most important office skill was taught by George Costanza: look angry and people will think you're busy working hard.

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 43 points 10 months ago

I found out at a previous position that the best way to get my work done was to be short with people. In that case they wouldn't bother me, and I had more time to do my work.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago
[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

Let's not advertise this fascists' work anymore

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I found out at a previous position that the best way to ~~get my work done~~ masturbate in the mail room was to be short with people. In that case they wouldn't bother me, and I had more time to ~~do my work~~ masturbate in the mail room.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

100%

Unfortunately, looking angry makes us more stressed over time. Still, worth it if I don't have to talk to anyone

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