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[-] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago

[citation needed]

[-] [email protected] 54 points 3 days ago

Can confirm; am vampire

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Can also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

So what I'm gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.

/blinks franticly at the camera

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

…be… sure… to… drink… your… ov-

You son of a bitch

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

So if I'm walking towards my house after giving one a ride I can't tell her to come on in?

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