EXCLUSIVE: Legendary's feature adaptation of the Capcom video game Street Fighter is getting a strong boost of comic relief as sources tell Deadline that Andrew Schulz has joined the cast. While not confirmed, sources say he will play the character Dan Hibiki.
As if the cast of this movie didn't have plenty of dipshits on it already, now this cracKKKer is going to portray an Asian character.
A reminder as to who this loser is:
As a kid, I was pushed left because of how censorious the right was, waving their fingers, don't use cuss words, this is too sexual. I'm like, "Yo, I want to be like the Democrats, they got girls sucking d--k in the Oval Office." They were cool as s--t. And now it's the opposite. The Republicans are getting pussy left and right, they're the ones who say crazy jokes.
This is a 41-year old man. And lol @ thinking chuds are sex gods. That must be why they lose their shit over peach fuzz and realistic portrayals of women in media. 
Is it even possible to make a Street Fighter movie that isn't Uwe Boll tier garbage? I mean it was a herculean effort on behalf of Raul Julia to make any part of the '94 movie watchable even in a campy sense, and that movie's still ass.
Don't get me wrong - I think a good group of writers could take some of the batshit lore of Street Fighter and do something interesting with it - what I'm asking is whether or not the ~~filthy capitalist pigs~~ IP owners are capable of allowing that to happen lmao