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[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You have been charged with 3 counts of supplying out of date pepperoni to your family. How do you plead?

Not guilty, Your Honor 😬

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Cheesus! Pepperoni is preserved, goddamit. If no one dies or gets sick, the preservation worked.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Well yes, and even fuzziness is ok on some varieties. White fuzz, not green or blue!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Not mushrooms, not guilty

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

It’s still good, it’s still good….

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