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Pizza orders near Pentagon surge before Israel-Iran attack (www.ctvnews.ca)
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[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago

inb4 DC pizza delivery volume ETF.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

I was just thinking something similar to that. xD

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

People love their gambling.

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