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No Kings' Day All Libs' Cringe
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this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2025
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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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So they'll be providing free tacos???
Hexbear person: "Are there vegan options?"
Lib: "Vegan?"
Hexbear "Aren't there free tacos?"
Lib: "No." Then cheerfully: "But I can give you a No Kings pin that my eight year-old daughter help me make!" He hands her one.
Hexbear "Um.... Thanks. I can't quite make out what's on."
Lib: "I know. It's kinda small. That's Baby Trump crawling on the ground in a diaper and his crown fell off and broke. Totally broke. No Kings!"
Hexbear "Oh."
Lib: "Great - right?!"
Hexbear "I just remembered. I have a very important meeting to attend."
Lib: "You're gonna miss the protest? The more the merrier."
Hexbear "It's a support group for 'I left the oven on'. But thanks again for the pin! Bye!" - starts bicycling away.
Lib: "Bye." Soon starts googling "support group for I left the oven on". He hates giving pins to people who don't deserve them.
Just tell them you have to return some video tapes. At the Last Blockbuster. In Oregon.