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The Witch's Curse (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 113 points 1 week ago

I cast Body Dysmorphia as a cantrip! Roll to save!

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

That's definitely at least a 2nd rank spell.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

No, that is the kink shame level 1 spell

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Vicious mockery is deffo a cantrip…

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you!

flute noises BITCH!

Everybody says, "Look how fucking short that guys is."

And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships.

When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head

But then the doctor said, "WAIT!

This stupid, motherfucking, tiny, short-ass baby Got a tiny, little, itty-bitty body

And I hate it!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

LOOT THAT BODY

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oddly appropriate lyrics in this context omfg

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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