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[-] [email protected] 54 points 4 days ago

again?

(2011)

... oh. um, ok

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

You used to be able to get health care by stealing $1, but now you have to kill an insurance CEO.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Well, only if you’re going for style points.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

It'd be hilarious if Luigi got healthcare because of that. Especially if it's with UHC.

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