I always wanted to try that bread as a kid. I would even get our giant bread knife out and try with a slice of bunny bread but it would always just tear and squish. I even put it in the toaster slot (a catastrophizers wet dream because they have to always be plugged in near water unless specified not) then slowly let it come up while I furiously sawed.

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Watching those japanese kanna competitions brought back old cravings

edit: I wonder why toilet paper doesn't do the same thing?