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submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I even put a sticky note with my NAME. I've already wrote an email to everyone asking whoever it is to STOP drinking my soymilk. I really like to have my tea with a bit of milk. I can tell you the name of my shop if you want to buy your own.

Looking at you, Charlie.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I'll need to see a medical certificate. Until then, you're a prime suspect.

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