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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card (theonion.com)

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

checks Amazon

Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

It looks like they go up to $126.

Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

This article was first posted in 2021 and has not been edited since. Inflation has been considerable in that time.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Oh, good catch.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Remember when things were....affordable?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Not Keurig coffee makers.

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