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this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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Let's put that super clear:
There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.
There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.
Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it's too deep.
Just...make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you've got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other's bodies.
Also, to everyone who goes with "big dick = alpha" shit, you're both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys' minds on what makes them good for sex.
if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.
It's just a negative penis size!
(But really, clitoris is kinda a derivative of penis)
It's the other way round! A penis is more a derivative of a clit. That's why that line along the balls exists: everything started out closer to a vulva, and that line is where the proto labia fused.
just unzip that line for a vagina
it was there all along! my doctor lied to me
Neither is derivative of the other, they both grow from a common source. It's like saying humans evolved from chimps, it's not true, both came from a common ancestor that itself is neither chimp or human.
From the perspective of human fetal development, the structures will develop into a vulva, vagina, uterus, and ovaries unless the fetus has its own DHEAS and testosterone to alter the growth pattern. There are plenty of people that have XY chromosomes that have entirely female genitalia because their testosterone receptors are broken.
You mean like Bez?
The more I know :)
Yes, it's true.
correction: there is a social stigma that having a big dick is good, thus having a big dick is good. completely irrelevant what anyone prefers
I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?
oh i guess ive been misusing that word lmao
The proper way to use it in a sentence is "stigma dick in your mouth." Trust me, I've got a really good vocabulary.
That only works on the iLadies though.
The sleek and intuitive alternative to e-girls
Nah, iLadies nuts on yer chin
Godfuckingdammit. 🤣
Eh, we live and learn. I wish I could help you find the word you need, but my brain’s fried after a long day. So… best of luck, lol.
Stereotype is probably a better wording :)
Smegma?
Sorry, I couldn't resist...