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Anon measures up (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Let's put that super clear:

There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.

There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.

Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it's too deep.

Just...make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you've got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other's bodies.

Also, to everyone who goes with "big dick = alpha" shit, you're both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys' minds on what makes them good for sex.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's just a negative penis size!

(But really, clitoris is kinda a derivative of penis)

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

It's the other way round! A penis is more a derivative of a clit. That's why that line along the balls exists: everything started out closer to a vulva, and that line is where the proto labia fused.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

just unzip that line for a vagina

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

it was there all along! my doctor lied to me

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Neither is derivative of the other, they both grow from a common source. It's like saying humans evolved from chimps, it's not true, both came from a common ancestor that itself is neither chimp or human.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

From the perspective of human fetal development, the structures will develop into a vulva, vagina, uterus, and ovaries unless the fetus has its own DHEAS and testosterone to alter the growth pattern. There are plenty of people that have XY chromosomes that have entirely female genitalia because their testosterone receptors are broken.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You mean like Bez?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The more I know :)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

correction: there is a social stigma that having a big dick is good, thus having a big dick is good. completely irrelevant what anyone prefers

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

stigma - a mark of disgrace or infamy; a stain or reproach, as on one's reputation.

I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

oh i guess ive been misusing that word lmao

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The proper way to use it in a sentence is "stigma dick in your mouth." Trust me, I've got a really good vocabulary.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That only works on the iLadies though.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

iLadies

The sleek and intuitive alternative to e-girls

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, iLadies nuts on yer chin

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Godfuckingdammit. 🤣

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Eh, we live and learn. I wish I could help you find the word you need, but my brain’s fried after a long day. So… best of luck, lol.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Stereotype is probably a better wording :)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?

Smegma?

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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