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I fought the urge to do something destructive but boy did I want to. Key the car, slash two tyres, spray a swastika on the rear spare wheel, hang out and abuse the driver. Get my bike, bash my bike into the passenger side, then report a hit n run. Use some liquid nails and glue the progress flag patch I've got to the back.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Jam a potato onto their exhaust pipe(s). Superglue down their petrol cap.

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