▲ 398 ▼ Let's play this game again (sh.itjust.works) submitted 1 year ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 866 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] sour@feddit.org 31 points 1 year ago (10 children) Flying permalink fedilink source hideshow 20 child comments replies: [–] esc27@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (4 children) Extreme fear of heights permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago Stealth low flight mode activated! permalink fedilink source parent [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago '... I... I just prefer to 'hover', ok?' permalink fedilink source parent [–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago Hovering would still be nice permalink fedilink source parent [–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago "Hey, whats that up in the air?" "It's a bird." "No, it's a plane!" "Wait... Is that...?" "AAAAAAAUUUGGGHAAAAAAHH" "It's Banshee Man!" permalink fedilink source parent [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings. permalink fedilink source parent [–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 1 year ago you lose all leg strength permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago Only at the speed of walking. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children) You can't walk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago Depending on how controlled the flight is, you could just flight 5mm off the ground and just look like you're walking normally. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sour@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago That sounds perfectly fine though permalink fedilink source parent [–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago You’re now a city pigeon. permalink fedilink source parent [–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago Flying has its own built-in side effects. Every time you take off, there's a pretty good chance that people nearby will notice. The government will want to study someone who has the ability to fly, so they'll start surveiling the area. Within a short time they'll figure out who you are, and you'll be captured and eventually dissected. And, that's assuming your flight superpower comes with the ability to breathe at high altitudes, the ability to resist the cold you'd be exposed to by flying, the ability to see while flying without having your eyes dry out, etc. permalink fedilink source parent [–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago You get struck by lightning permalink fedilink source parent [–] crapwittyname@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago You can't do it unless you're wearing revealing bondage gear and a ball gag. Your kinks become the story instead of your superpower. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] esc27@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (4 children) Extreme fear of heights permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago Stealth low flight mode activated! permalink fedilink source parent [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago '... I... I just prefer to 'hover', ok?' permalink fedilink source parent [–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago Hovering would still be nice permalink fedilink source parent [–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago "Hey, whats that up in the air?" "It's a bird." "No, it's a plane!" "Wait... Is that...?" "AAAAAAAUUUGGGHAAAAAAHH" "It's Banshee Man!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago Stealth low flight mode activated! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago '... I... I just prefer to 'hover', ok?' permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago Hovering would still be nice permalink fedilink source parent
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago "Hey, whats that up in the air?" "It's a bird." "No, it's a plane!" "Wait... Is that...?" "AAAAAAAUUUGGGHAAAAAAHH" "It's Banshee Man!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 1 year ago you lose all leg strength permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago Only at the speed of walking. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children) You can't walk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago Depending on how controlled the flight is, you could just flight 5mm off the ground and just look like you're walking normally. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sour@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago That sounds perfectly fine though permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago Depending on how controlled the flight is, you could just flight 5mm off the ground and just look like you're walking normally. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sour@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago That sounds perfectly fine though permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago You’re now a city pigeon. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago Flying has its own built-in side effects. Every time you take off, there's a pretty good chance that people nearby will notice. The government will want to study someone who has the ability to fly, so they'll start surveiling the area. Within a short time they'll figure out who you are, and you'll be captured and eventually dissected. And, that's assuming your flight superpower comes with the ability to breathe at high altitudes, the ability to resist the cold you'd be exposed to by flying, the ability to see while flying without having your eyes dry out, etc. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago You get struck by lightning permalink fedilink source parent
[–] crapwittyname@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago You can't do it unless you're wearing revealing bondage gear and a ball gag. Your kinks become the story instead of your superpower. permalink fedilink source parent