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Anon isn't fooled by planes (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.

But steel is heavier than water

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

And water is surprisingly heavy itself.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you take 1kg of steel and 1kg of water, which is heavier? That's right, steel is heavier.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

A steelogram of kilo is feather than heaviers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Now this guy knows what he's talking about

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If she weighs more than a duck, then she’s made of wood.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

And therefore?

... A WITCH!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

We shall use the larger scales!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Ah, but boats aren't solid steel! It has lots of hollow spaces inside, making the volume up displaced water bigger, without increasing the weight!