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Anon attends a funeral
(sh.itjust.works)
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This reminds me of the classic Reddit TIFU story of the guy trying to talk dirty to his gf and failing miserably.
It should…it’s a direct reference to it.
No it's not, that's "You like that, you fucking retard?"
"Are you fucking sorry" is the guy who accidentally hurts another classmate and wants to say "Are you okay?" and "I am so fucking sorry" simultaneously.
A classic, since nobody has posted yet.
Fucking retards
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