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Anon is not a merciful cod
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
We've been there. I asked for Shadow Warrior as a kid and got Shadow Man. Couldn't even run the game so all I got was actually a neat box and manual.
I shouldn't have gotten either game, TBF, but parents didn't care.
I don't like old video games, but my partner does, and that's why I know that Altered Beast is about an undead that turns into a werewolf. That's love. Putting up with your family's weird obsessions because you love to hear them care about something.
I think parents who won't listen to their kids about their interests, even when it's a financial decision, don't love their kids enough.
Awise fwum yo gwave!
Shadow Man is rad tho
I learned that years later. Though I never bothered to play Shadow Warrior, only the remake/reboot.