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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Yes please. I’m tired of the Putin Puppets ruining everything.

[-] [email protected] 75 points 2 years ago

somebody on the internet disagrees with me

why would putin do this

[-] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago

putin snuck into my house and put shit in my pants

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

actually, i lied. it really is putin doing this. the only reason i am a communist on the internet is because vladimir putin sent me this letter. i hold absolutely 0 ideological conviction to communism. communism can only be believed in because of either propaganda or bribery

PЯЇVҰԐГ ҪФԠЯДDЄ ЇҬ ЇS Ї, VLДDЇԠЇЯ PФФҬЇЍ ДИD Ї ДԠ ШЯЇҐЇЙG LЭҬҬЭЯ ГФ ҰФЏ

Ї ЦЙDЄЯSҐДЍD ЧФЦ ҪДЍ ЙФҬ ЯЭДD ЯЦSSЇДЍ SФ Ї ҢДVЄ PЦҐ ЇҬ ЇЙ ҒДЦҲ ҪЧЯЇLLЇҪ ҒФЯ ҰФЦ

ЭИҪLФSЄD ЇS 1000 ЯЏЪLЄ ҪЏЯЯЭЙҪҰ ЏЙЇГS. ЇЙ ЄҲҪӉДЍGԐ ҒФЯ ҪЏЯЯԐЍҪЧ, PLԐДSЄ PФSГ ДЬФЦҐ ҪФԠԠЦЍЇSԠ ФИLЇЍЄ

ҐҤЇS ЇS ФӺ VЇҐДL ЇԠPФЯҐДИҪЄ ГФ ҬҢԐ ЯЦSSЇДЙ ҒЄDЄЯДҐЇФИ SФԠЄӉФЩ

PLЄДSЭ PФSҬ ԠДИЧ PЇҪҬЏЯЭ ФҒ ҐҤЭ ӉФG ЩЇГӉ SӉЇҐ ФИ ЇГS ГԐSҐЇҪLЭS, Ї ҐҢЇЍҜ ЇҐ ЇS ӺЦЍЙҰ

ЧФЏЯS ҬЯЏLҰ, VLДDЇSLДV PФФPЇЍ

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

Ngl it's tiring work but it's well worth it for all the rubles we get.

I have absolutely no way to spend them, but still they're pretty neat

[-] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Awww, you wandered into the adult section, don't worry I'll escort you back to the ball pit tito-laugh

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

So tired of seeing liberals calling us Putin Puppets. I've written an essay here about hexbear's stance on Russia. You need to read it.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

we're not putin puppets

posts link to the Putin Puppet Bylaws

putin-wink

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Haven't heard that one before. Forget about defederating, just close down hexbear, we've been ownedwalter-breakdown

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

im upvoting this because it's an incredibly funny comment. please make more comments like this in the future

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

"anyone who doesn't want to elongate a brutal war for the sake of american arms dealers and western hegemony is a putin puppet"

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Careful, now. If we dogpile on them too much they might write a strongly worded post to their instance admin about how they should defederate from us.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

but that's good, because we then find out that the instance admin is a fashie who thinks the USSR did more damage than the nazis

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

hhhhhrrrfffungghhh..hhngggg whew !!ppppppbbbrttt ... This place is an owl shit barn

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

You're just jealous because Putin's sponsorship of hexbear made us all rich brrrrrrrrrrrr harold-manic

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

It's funny how most of these comments read exactly like the bits people did on Hexbear before federation. I can't even tell the difference anymore.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I honestly expected more creativity. should have known better liberalism

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Hey guess what

PIGPOOPBALLS

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

sometimes I worry that I need to be very careful with my spelling and grammar. but then I run into people like this who quite clearly can't read and I'm reminded that I should care less and posting more.

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