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Anon discovers a cheat code
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this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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If i shit my pants aggressively i would probably pretend to fall over and curl up in pain because if you see someone shit their pants without pain you would think the person is strange but if they are in pain and distress then you would think its something medical thus they wouldnt judge you so much for it. At least this is my theory.
Imagine doing this in America. A $675 pair of new pants
$675? Damn bro, lemme get on that insurance! That'd be like a $6k pants shit from here
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