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this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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The response is about you saying it wouldn’t be allowed in an o&g facility.
Have you ever heard of OSHA?
Have you ever heard of pulling a prank at work that causes panic? Yeah, Chevron would still fire someone even over a totally fake paper cigarette, just for causing panic.
my wife works in midstream. you're not getting fired for that. sorry.
Then perhaps they're neglecting or outright ignoring OSHA regulations. Anything that can potentially cause a spark is banned from oil refineries.
https://www.spaglaw.com/blog/2024/01/osha-regulations-designed-to-protect-refinery-workers/
Edit: If it's fake it's fake. It's not funny to cause a panic, dude would still get a harsh warning.
A piece of paper with some foil isn’t going to cause a spark. I’m directly refuting your claim that you would get fired for it because it “caused a panic”. You’re just making shit up.