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[–] [email protected] 366 points 21 hours ago (10 children)

I don't think people should be taking medical advice from me

Right... so why did you take the position of Secretary of Health, again?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

The job of Secretary of Health is best suited for an administrator, not a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Exactly. That's like SecDef being like "idk, I'm really not in a position to give military advice". I say that fully aware of the irony, but it's hard to pick a non-busted example since Trump's cabinet is just completely full of "meritocracy".

[–] [email protected] 32 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

since Trump's cabinet is just completely full of "~~meritocracy~~".

Mediocrity.

Ha, if only. I wish it could be that rosy :'(

Maybe midiocracy?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

It’s called that cause our government is lead by a bunch of KACKS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

don't do my MIDI interfaces and keyboards like that :(

[–] [email protected] 42 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

He took it because he’s a narcissist who’s convinced he’s right about everything because of his last name and his money. Sound familiar?

Trump’s entire cabinet was picked for two reasons: Loyalty To Trump and Pissing Off Anyone Who Doesn’t Kiss Trump’s Ass. RFK fills that second one.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Don't forget he went to Harris and she turned him away, and he went to Trump. Trump "allegedly" gave him the position in exchange for dropping out of the race and endorsing Trump. Which happened directly after.

People claimed at the time that would be illegal as it would fall under quid pro quo.

Edit: had to update it because the timeline was unclear which he went to first. One source reports he went to Trump first, then Harris after. Either way the result was the same. Harris didn't respond, and Trump did. Getting the endorsement

[–] [email protected] 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

“Illegal” is a word that only applies to poor people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

It also is not held in politics. We have lost all integrity.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

I'm surprised Harris didn't respond, she seemed to like endorsements from shit headed right wingers

[–] [email protected] 43 points 21 hours ago

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 19 hours ago

For those of us like me that can step back. This timeline is absurdly funny.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

It's literally just a game to them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It appears he has recently received coaching from moderately competent legal counsel.

This response is for lawyers, not the public.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

I'm not sure why you'd think that. They don't give a fuck about the law.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

I don't disagree but this is a lot better than him giving false 'information'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

When was the last time secretary of health was a qualified doctor?

Edit:

2017

Before that, 1989

Both republican

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

There are full-on doctors who are conservative wack jobs though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Because he's positioning himself in a place so he and his family can benefit from the oligarchy.