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[-] [email protected] 98 points 2 years ago

artificial insemination; beard marriage, loves her husband platonically. I am a JS dev.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Her partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write "husband".

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

and by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the fursons and furdaughters.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

We prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That's ageist.

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