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Pick a side Javascript (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago by alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Kraivo@lemmy.world 33 points 3 years ago* (5 children)

Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.

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[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 years ago

Her partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write "husband".

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[–] unreachable@lemmy.my.id 14 points 3 years ago (3 children)

and by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs

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[–] amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world 11 points 3 years ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the fursons and furdaughters.

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[–] colorado@programming.dev 11 points 3 years ago (1 child)

We prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.

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[–] pastaq@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 years ago

That's ageist.

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