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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

trump is too incompetent to be baal, lord of destruction, hes not as coninviing and smart as baal. he would be a low-level demon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

He's an idiot, he's incompetent, he's blinded by greed, jealousy and hatred... And yet he's incredibly powerful and doing serious damage to the entire planet, he's totally Baal.