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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

at this point i'd welcome them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd go straight to death and plead for a quick one. I don't wanna be around to experience what his brothers bring.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

SORRY, WE'RE JUST HERE AS A METAPHOR. YOU HUMANS ARE THE ONES WHO DO THE ACTUAL KILLING AND SUCH.