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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I'M JUST HERE TRYING TO DO MY JOB. WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT?

SQUEAK!

I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S JUST THAT THESE HUMANS CANNOT BE PLEASED!

Should be plenty of eyeballs after, right?

SQUEAK

Didn't ask you, was talking to the skeleton on the horse.

I, UH, NEVER CONCERNED MYSELF WITH THE LEFTOVERS.