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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's like the opposite of my first girlfriend.

She told me we were dating. I hadn't realised because I was 15 and it turns out girls are not as interested in Pokémon cards as I thought.