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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Yikes, I think with you having this many bad takes in such a short span, we're probably not going to reach a place where we see eye to eye on this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

we do agree on yikes. but I have to give it to you; this is the longest I've seen someone have libertarian takes without bringing up age of consent laws so that's nice