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Just sit on the toillet man... Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.
Opposite for me. I usually sit down but the last drops never come out unless I stand up and squeeze them out. Its definitely extra work to hold it while standing up, making sure it doesnt get on my pants.
Pump the gooch my dude. It's gets those last drops out.
Sitting down allows me to easily reach bellow the testicles to apply a bit of pressure and that takes the last drop out.
Same here! I have a toilet that requires the user to sit in order to pee and I end up with way more drippage.
I'm going to get called toxic for this but whatever.
I'm not sitting down to piss. 😂
Ill keep pissing in my sink, and you'll never be able to stop me.
Sure, you do you.