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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Savage. Everyone knows the civilized world wafflestomps in the shower.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it still wafflestomping if you’re mashing it through a covered strainer flange?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Is that pasta-extrusion-efflusion at that point?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Wafflestomping is, after all, the poop knifing of the shower

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I went one further and thought he'd spaffed in the sink for maximum backdrop and minimal sound.

Excellent opening gambit for a response though. It's right up there with "calm down"; "chill out, love"; and the classic "yeah well Tracey next door doesn't mind it".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It’s not hurting anyone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, he either pissed or jerked off into it, and didn't clean it.