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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Savage. Everyone knows the civilized world wafflestomps in the shower.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Is it still wafflestomping if you’re mashing it through a covered strainer flange?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Is that pasta-extrusion-efflusion at that point?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wafflestomping is, after all, the poop knifing of the shower

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I went one further and thought he'd spaffed in the sink for maximum backdrop and minimal sound.

Excellent opening gambit for a response though. It's right up there with "calm down"; "chill out, love"; and the classic "yeah well Tracey next door doesn't mind it".

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It’s not hurting anyone

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