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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There are no goalposts shifted, you should use seatbelts, if you want to go for a darwin award and kill yourself or someone in your car by not wearing one, then be my guest, I don't give a fuck

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We seem to be in complete agreement then, except that I'm at least a little bit sad for the idiots that make this choice.

I just don't believe in forcefully preventing other people from making decisions I think are stupid, as long as those choices don't significantly affect others around them. And from the way everyone in this thread is grasping at straws to fabricate incredibly flimsy "harm" scenarios, I think we can safely conclude that that's not actually the case with seatbelts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not wearing seatbelts does significantly impact people around them.