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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Anyone living a bit more rural?

I have a bottle of wolf urine previously acquired to deal with a fox issue at the old place. I do not have a fox issue at the new place and consequently I do not need a bottle of wolf urine at new place. I do not want a bottle of wolf urine at new place, which has all its storage in the basement.

Please come take my wolf urine ๐Ÿ™

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

How exactly does the wolf urine get in the bottle? That would not be a fun job.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

First you have to catcha the wolf

Then you have to patta the wolf

I'm not sure about the bottle part

And then you have to getta yourself to the ED.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Funnel yadda yadda yadda bottled wolf piss.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks for asking, was definitely wondering myself...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

There are more foxes in urban areas than rural. There was one on top of my shed last night in fact. I do not however want a bottle of wolf urine to deal with it ๐Ÿคฃ

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I am in need of a possum deterrent, but also do not want a bottle of wolf urine. The down sides of such a substance massively outweigh the possibility it might work.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Can you just dump it around your area?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

or into the toilet where urine belongs?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That would be a VERY bad idea

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Genuinely don't know. Why's that?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It utterly reeks. A toilet even with the lid down distributes droplets into the air. You will poison your whole house.

Search fox urine Reddit for many examples. There are also hilariously awful ones about otters and penguins.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Feeling glad that human pee is easily diluted

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I should send to @[email protected] , would deal with the dickheads in their yard wonderfully......

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Iโ€™ll pour it into a water pistol ๐Ÿ”ซ

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did you say...

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Wolf... urine?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yea, piss of de lupine

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