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[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's all fine, it's when she gets naked on the bed with a jar of peanut butter and a spatula that things start getting weird

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

a spatula that stings

Why is she hitting you with the spatula?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Don't yuck the yum

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Seriously. Should be a newspaper.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Don't threaten me with a good time...

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