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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

That's all fine, it's when she gets naked on the bed with a jar of peanut butter and a spatula that things start getting weird

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

a spatula that stings

Why is she hitting you with the spatula?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Seriously. Should be a newspaper.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Don't yuck the yum

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time...