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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The documentation:

Put the leaves inside the cup

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Then the user rips open the bag and pours the leaves inside

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Yes, that could be a third option.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

And pours the boiling water on its legs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If a highly improbable spaceship had to dedicate all of its processing power to making a cup of tea, I suppose I can forgive an end user for having to think about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But what temperature?!

FWIW, my reference was to H2G2 and the Heart of Gold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago
[–] bdonvr 2 points 1 week ago

I mean that's a valid way of tea drinking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

All lot of it is, without exageration, more at the

Put the proper side inside the cup

level of clarity: in other words just moving the "everybody should know this" element around rather than concretely just coming out and clarifying the bit that in the programmer's mind is "obvious".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you're specialised enough it can be really hard to tell what's obvious. Like, you don't want to do "grab the mouse, which is one of your computer peripherals" either. Or at least, I worry about doing something like that, and coming across as a dick.

Relevant XKCD.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

A lot of it is just "put it in"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It does say "leaves" and not "bag"