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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What did americans "invent" now ?

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

This bullshit.

bullshit

There’s scripture on the flip side.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ive told this story before so heres the short version. In high school I had a part time job at a dinner and some Kristian Karen Klub came in and tipped with these fake bills. It had the church name on it, which happened to be on my way to school so the next day I just went and shoved them in their donation box.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hopefully after wiping them from butt to nuts 🤣

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What? No! Always front to back. smh my head

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

lol great catch! especially for the ladies…

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That looks like a 2015 youtube prank 😂😭

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago

It’s super funny to boomers who never had to live off tips.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

They've been tipping those for a very long time. I remember the first one I received was disguised as a $100 bill well before YouTube was a thing. Even almost 30 years ago we fought over who would work on Sundays because they would abuse 16 year old buffet workers back in '98.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

This would make me want to communicate nonverbally with said diner's neck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Okay. That’s just mean.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Ah yes because famously the good samaritan paid the innkeeper with fake money. (Not that I expect most self described christians to know any of their bible stories with any accuracy or detail)

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Never seen one in person but I would certainly spit in anyone’s face if I ever did see someone leave one.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No reasonable jury would convict a person who presented that note as part of their defense in a murder trial.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not a single person handing these out has actually ever the read the bible. Calling it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Hell, they probably can’t even be bothered to read the full piece of paper they distribute

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

...they read select verses which are spoon-fed their bible-study curriculum...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Like Exodus 21:20-21?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't blame this on Americans in general. This is a small group of religious cunts doing this.

https://i.imgur.com/dMUs4Ui.jpeg

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not wrong but also the only reason this is a real problem is because of American tipping culture

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

the problem is our bosses, and too many people too broken to stand up and fight them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yes you're absolutely right, sorry