Ive told this story before so heres the short version. In high school I had a part time job at a dinner and some Kristian Karen Klub came in and tipped with these fake bills. It had the church name on it, which happened to be on my way to school so the next day I just went and shoved them in their donation box.

That looks like a 2015 youtube prank 😂😭

Ah yes because famously the good samaritan paid the innkeeper with fake money. (Not that I expect most self described christians to know any of their bible stories with any accuracy or detail)

This would make me want to communicate nonverbally with said diner's neck.

No reasonable jury would convict a person who presented that note as part of their defense in a murder trial.

You're not wrong but also the only reason this is a real problem is because of American tipping culture

Yes you're absolutely right, sorry