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Anon contracts herpes (sh.itjust.works)
>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros
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[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

Literally ⅔ of all humanity has at least one type of HSV. It is not the end of the world.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

And it's not infectious when it's asymptomatic.

[-] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago

And it's asymptomatic most of the time. 😚

[-] rirus@feddit.org 18 points 1 year ago

Thats false! “Transmission may still occur when symptoms are not present.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes

[-] Sandal6823@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

1/3 club 😎🤏

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Tell me you have herpes without saying you have herpes.

[-] edwardbear@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

1/3 gang represent. Passed midlife, still clean. I didn’t find my penis in the trash bin.

I didn't find my penis in the trash bin.

but have you looked behind the couch?

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey, it's 1 in 10 for the genital version in the U.S. Not common. When someone dismissively says "oh it's not that bad, it's not the end of the world", they're not the ones who had to deal with pain of taking shits with sores in their ass. To deal with having a hard time being able to tell the difference between gas, liquid, and solids knocking at the door while on stool softeners to help make shits less painful. They're not the ones who have to have the downright humiliating "oh by the way I have herpes, are you ok with that" talk. (They never are).The fact is, it's debilitated me mentally and physically. The scarring from it has taken all the pleasure away from anal for me, and it still hurts to shit half the time. Don't treat it so fucking lightly.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

i’m sorry that you’ve had that experience and i don’t mean to diminish what you’re don’t through, but it’s also very important to note that this is far from the normal for the very large majority of people

fear doesn’t help sexual health… all sex comes with risks, and unprotected sex comes with significantly increased risk but the reality is by and large this is not what HSV looks like without other factors effecting it

downplaying risks is bad, but equally bad is people thinking a condition is worse than it is. this leads to more risky behaviour, because if they get the “scary” thing and it’s not as bad as they expect, they can take risky behaviour because they discount all their other education

it also only reinforces stigmas. this is particularly common with HIV-positive people: these days, if you have an undetectable viral load (if you take your daily medications) you can not pass on HIV… however the stigma remains, and people still often choose to not have sex with someone with an undetectable HIV infection (again, undetectable IS UNTRANSMITTABLE)

muddying the waters is very bad at scale

calm, unbiased information is what is required for public health. individual anecdotes about worst case scenarios do not serve to make people’s lives better

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Telling people it's no big deal is doing them a direct misservice. By all means it should be destimized but you should also be honest about the risks and realities of what it can mean. What happened to me might be a worse case scenario but the average first breakout is still way worse than you would have people believe, and people should know what can actually happen. I'm so sick of people being dismissive of it.

Half the time when I'm confiding in a friend about how my life has and is still going downhill and I tell them about the herpes the first words out of their mouth is "it's no big deal, everyone has it" and it makes me feel so alone. It can be a big deal and it's not as common as people make out.

is it? i honestly have no idea?

what are the implications on quality of life of various STDs? how "bad" is it to catch herpes? is it even worth avoiding it? (as i read somewhere that most people catch it eventually anyways.)

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

There's two variants. One is extremely harmless and is generally oral. This is the one that nearly everyone has and no one really notices. The other variant is generally genital (though either one can be in either place) and is more severe and less common. The first outbreak can be really bad, subsequent ones less so. An estimated 1 in 10 adults in the US have it, though I'd imagine it skews a lot more towards highly sexually active communities. It can be transmitted even if you don't actively have sores, though that's much rather. Condoms also don't prevent transmission, though again they make it much more unlikely. While getting it certainly doesn't have to be the end of the world it is worse than they generally say.

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Here's the really fun part of the above stat: the majority of those cases are spread via family members kissing.

[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 year ago

That's like saying blood out of your ass happens to everyone when most cases are just hemorrhoids and some are cancer.

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