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Yeah, but he's got like three parts, one of which lost the keys, one of which had to die to find the keys for a gate that shouldn't have been locked in the first place, and the holy Ghost (I don't remember what that one does. Booo?)
And that's before you step back and wonder why an all-powerful, all-knowing, and (supposedly) all-loving god would create such a stupidly convoluted requirement to "save" the humanity that he created and put in the position in the first place.
Straight up nonsense. So many plot holes, it's not even a good story.
If you want my head cannon were a simulation God is a programmer and we're just his buggy code.
God had to step into the simulation to figure out why it was fucked.
After experiencing the code that is humanity he realized it was a code error he made then forgives humanity for all of the rules we broke that he had made that were unfeasible.
And it would make sense that an engineer would be really bad at writing a creative story without plot holes... This is why we need more well-rounded educations for STEM majors!
There's not even time travel or multiverse Jesus!
Mysterious ways, my friend, mysterious ways.