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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

if I had kids

Me: "You're not leaving this room until you can defeat Promised Consort Radahn at level 1, naked and without a weapon."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

If I had grandkids I'd sit their ass down on Unreal Tournament and/or Quake. "Today you suffer instagib so that tomorrow you can dominate plebs and their eternal TTKs."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Instagib is why I hate how long it takes to kill in most modern shooters. The first game of Marvel Rivals I tried, I literally glued myself to someone playing as Thor (while I was Rocket) and spent the entire game healing that one Thor while he fought the other team's Venom and neither of them were ever close to dying.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Getting the giant nuke, finding the highest fuckoff corner to perch on and then unleashing holy hell on the rest of the map was the highlight of UT99 to be honest

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

The Redeemer, and yes, it was always awesome to find and shoot, except when someone manage to fire it off during flight

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Hey kids, here's a diskette of my favorite game. Open up your A: drive and run that EXE. Let me show you what pwnage feels like."
Mom! I think grandpa is having a stroke! Call 911!
"Get off the phone, I'm trying to use the internet!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Written on your Tombstomb, instead of RIP: E. Z.