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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

“We used to be so fleshpilled. It’s 2050, and all these skinmonglers are still fucking with my moo’.”

A cacophony of approving moos rise from a worn speaker. The faint outline of a smile is illuminated by the gentle red light of a whirring monitor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If my grandchildren get to leave their squishy meat suits I’ll be so happy for them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah but the next step is amalgatronic goo. I’d take meat suit over that any day. It’s one step away from bionic net suit though. Here’s to the 2070s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Almagatronic goo is the name of my second EP.