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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Is it wrong to call out for some spare dexies? Asking for a friend.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"hook us up bruh, I have an exam tomorrow!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I can't spare a square.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I found a bag of meth I'm not planning on taking.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't need meth. I've seen what that does. No thank you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Homeopathic that shit, put it in a litre of water, then put 10ml into another litre of water then take a few drops on sugar pills. Back yard dexies here ya go.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You ask a cancer patient for some spare fentanyl? Don't dude that dude, c'mon.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Relax hun, it was a joke yeah. Relax.