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"There are two kinds of gamers in this world." (hexbear.net)

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Hey, did you guys hear about the one about the console gamer and the girl? Neither did we. A little lesson in love, gentlemen: chicks don't dig guys who are behind the times. Sorry. But the good news is, when enhanced with a 3dfx Voodoo graphics accelerator, the performance and effects on your PC will kick the snot out of your console. Thus bringing you ahead of the times. So pick one up. Oh, and lose the headgear. They hate that too.

Imagine if Nvidia or AMD still made ads like this nowadays. If you don't buy an RTX 5090 that means your DICK is SMALL

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

worst dom tbh
"I'm gonna make you my removed" he says, but he can't tie a knot, his voice cracks when he tries to tell you what to do, and the one time he slaps your face he breaks his wrist

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

the elusive powerless top

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