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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why did Jesus not simply ride the giant eagles to Jerusalem?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He was nailed down

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

All he has to do is whisper to a moth and the eagles would have helped with that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ikr, absolute skill issue