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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is at a work function (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Start signing your emails with "Kindest regards,"

Everyone knows that such people are not to be trifled with. It's the office job equivalent of killing an inmate in the prison yard on your first day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Thank you for all you do." Is my go to.

I regularly beef with the kindest regards lady. She's a lazy ass lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hey, it beats a "With purpose,"

Biggest pains in the ass in the world.