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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I'm just boggled by the fact that "a toilet you flush with your phone" ever gof off the stoner couch. who the fuck wants to pull out a phone and press a button every time they take a piss.

Sensors if you move, yeah they're a thing that's given us all a surprise shifting our weight but a fucking app???

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah I would expect a "smart" toilet to flush when I stood up or moved away. Why anybody would ever require a phone to turn on a faucet is beyond ridiculous.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

"Smart" apparently doesn't mean "it does things on its own" but simply "you can control it over our app"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You not only can control it with our app, you have to - so when we start showing un-skippable ads on our app you can either watch them of buy a new faucet. Smart like a fox!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

who the fuck wants to pull out a phone and press a button every time they take a piss.

There could be a use case in public restrooms or retirement homes, but a usage sensor and timer would do the job better.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I 100% would not pair my phone to a public toilet just to flush it

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I would 100% pair my phone, so that I could flush it while others were using it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I mean, obviously a manual handle would be a requirement, but I could possibly see it? Like the idea of an app controlled bidet is not that far fetched because they have a lot of buttons and settings (obviously I want physical buttons too).

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

stoner couch

Stealing this one!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You have your phone in your hands anyway, admit it!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I ain't tabbin' out of lemmy for a courtesy flush

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